Are you in hot water? On the hook for lying, stealing and cheating an entire nation?
Are those yellow-vested protesters getting you down? Spoiling your holiday plans?
Does your well-deserved date with Madame Guillotine loom closer with every passing hour? In short, are you desperate for a change of scenery, so to speak?
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