About That Swamp

 

Hello everyone. Thanks for joining me.

This evening, I’d like to share a little story with you. It’s a happy tale about a friendship that spans decades. It’s sure to make everyone feel warm and fuzzy inside. Especially if you’re partial to the Washington, D.C. swamp. Are there any swamp creatures in my audience? I know you’re out there. Don’t be shy. There’s no point in pretending you’re human. Your stench gives you away. Doesn’t it folks?

Settle in and get comfy everyone. The story’s about to begin.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Lindsey Graham. Mr. Graham was a politician in Washington, D.C. He’d been there for years and years. Kinda like the corns on Grandpa’s feet. Painful. But after struggling with them for such a long time, Grandpa got used to them and limped a little when they flared-up.

Where was I? Right. Lindsey Graham.

At the time this story takes place, he was the incoming Senate Judiciary Chairman.

Now, the President of the United States at the time this story takes place, was President Donald Trump. President Trump, had nothing but swamp creatures and swamp rats doing whatever they could do to give him a difficult time. It didn’t matter what President Trump did or said. There was always something slithering around, fresh out of the D.C. swamp, ready to obstruct his efforts. Obstructionists. That’s what they’re called.

Now, Trump was just about rid of a particularly pesky rat. One Rat Rosenstein, to be exact. Rosenstein had been working hand-in-glove with the Mueller-monster. Yes, there really is such a beast. This Mueller-monster was a thorn in the President’s side, since before he took office.

The attorney general of the United States, a traitorous swamp creature from way back, Jeff Sessions was his name, had recused himself from something called the Russia collusion investigation and appointed Rat Rosenstein to take his place. Rosenstein appointed the Mueller-monster to investigate the President and everyone remotely associated with him. For nearly two years, at the time this story takes place, the President had been plagued by the shady doings and dealings of the D.C. swamp. 

You can imagine how relieved the President was when Jeff Sessions finally resigned. And then, a few months after Sessions resigned, Rat Rosenstein announced his resignation too. Happy days! Right?

Well, not so fast. 

It seems the man the President chose to take Jeff Sessions’ place was one William Barr. Most folks not familiar with swamp history thought the President had made a good choice.

Here’s where we get back to incoming Senate Judiciary Chairman, Lindsey Graham. 

Lindsey met with William Barr, the President’s nominee for attorney general of the United States. After his meeting with Barr, reporters were eager to ask Lindsey questions. You see, they too are part of the D.C. swamp. As a matter of fact, without the press, that’s the breed of swamp creature they belong to, the swamp just wouldn’t be able to get away with all their swampy shenanigans.

So the reporters were desperate to make sure William Barr wouldn’t impede the Mueller-monster’s investigation of the President and everyone associated with him if he were to be confirmed. You see, the attorney general of the United States, would have authority over the Mueller-monster, even to the point of calling an end to the awful investigation. 

Senator Graham told reporters William Barr and the Mueller-monster have been ‘best friends’ for 20 years and that Barr has a ‘high opinion of Mueller.’

I didn’t know that they worked together, that they were that close personally and that they worked together for years,” Graham said.

Lindsey Graham explained that the two are so close that their wives attend the same Bible study and the Mueller-monster attended two of Barr’s daughters’ weddings.

Isn’t that wonderful?!

Folks had warned President Trump not to select William Barr to be the next attorney general because he’s a swamp creature too. And after all, the whole point of this particular President, running for President, was to drain the D.C. swamp.

But how can he do that if the Mueller-monster’s best friend becomes the attorney general of the United States? He can’t! Doesn’t that make those of you that are swamp rats feel warm and fuzzy?

I knew it would.

Join me next time, when I’ll interview …. let’s keep that a secret.

Nothing like a little suspense. Right?

 

 

 

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Leaks Confirmed

 

Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein is expected to leave his role in the coming weeks, multiple sources familiar with his plans told ABC News.

Rosenstein has communicated to President Donald Trump and White House officials his plan to depart the administration around the time William Barr, Trump’s nominee for attorney general, would take office following a Senate confirmation.

 

 

 

FBI Raids DOJ Whistle-Blower’s Home

 

According to the Daily Caller: FBI agents raided the home of a recognized Department of Justice whistle-blower who privately delivered documents pertaining to the Clinton Foundation and Uranium One to a government watchdog, according to the whistle-blower’s attorney.

 

 

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Rosenstein Fricassee

Former top FBI legal council, James Baker, appeared on Capitol Hill Thursday for the second time, to testify about Deputy Attorney General, Rod Rosenstein, and his plan to wear a wire to illegally record the President and the use of FISA warrants to oust President Trump from office.

 

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Canary Pushes Mueller Wrap-Up

 

Deputy Attorney General, Rod Rosenstein, was tentatively set to meet with GOP lawmakers last week to discuss reports that he considered secretly recording President Trump. However, last week’s meeting was postponed, and a House Judiciary Committee aide told the Washington Examiner at the time they are working to confirm a potential meeting.

 

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Trump’s New Pet Canary

 

Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein wasn’t joking when he told former FBI officials Andrew McCabe and Lisa Page that he wanted to secretly record President Trump and use the tapes to remove him from office, according to the FBI’s former top lawyer.

 

 

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Look Who’s Grinning From Ear to Ear!

A former top lawyer at the FBI gave “explosive” testimony about the bureau’s handling of the investigation into possible collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia during the 2016 election, two Republican lawmakers said. James Baker, who worked closely with former FBI Director James Comey, testified behind closed doors to lawmakers Wednesday about the FBI’s handling of the investigation.

Douglas Gabriel Audio on James Baker

 

 

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